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Prompt #11: Couch

Hee, first fic post in this very small community... maybe I shall attempt to pimp it out somewhere or something

Title: Black Leather
Author: Chrissy (iwantasoda)
Pairing: AkuDemy
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of buttseks
Prompt: 11: Couch
Word Count: 300
Summary: The musings of an inanimate object.

      One would think that it would be boring being a couch, and for most that would be true. Unfortunately for the black leather couch belonging to Organization XIII’s Number Eight, Axel, boring was far from reality. Things weren’t so bad at first, just the usual jumping and lounging around that came from being a couch. Before Number Nine came along, the worst thing that had happened to the couch was being set on fire back when Number Eight was learning to control his powers.
      Life in the stark whiteness of The Castle That Never Was pleased the slightly charred couch until he was brought to the castle. Number Nine, which the couch soon found out was named Demyx, was cute, almost childlike at first and it was nice to meet a new body. Then, Demyx and Axel discovered a liking for something the couch didn’t quite understand. For some unknown reason, they liked to strip themselves of their clothing, coat themselves with something slippery and the rest, the couch was really confused by. It didn’t see the appeal of Axel putting a rather interesting part of his anatomy into what seemed to be a rather small hole located in Demyx’s behind.
      It wasn’t the bouncing, the moaning, or the weight of the two men that bothered the couch. Those things it could live with. It was the mess the two made while they were having their fun that drove the couch completely insane. If the mess was cleaned up immediately, it wasn’t so bad, but when the white sticky stuff began to dry, it was just plain uncomfortable; it was like the two of them didn’t even care about the feelings of a couch. But on the bright side, at least it was a couch and not that poor bed.

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Current Location: home
Current Mood: annoyed sneezy
Current Music: Colbert Report

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neffervescent From: neffervescent Date: August 17th, 2007 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)

Never did I think the musings of a couch could be so amusing. (Unless, of course, said couch happened to be in Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...)


You win.
iwantasoda From: iwantasoda Date: August 18th, 2007 02:38 am (UTC) (Link)
No, you win for the Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy refrence :D
solacedreaming From: solacedreaming Date: August 17th, 2007 05:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Lol! This was clever and awesome! I loved it (especially because it's Akudemy)! Poor couch...XD
From: everlongstar Date: August 17th, 2007 06:01 am (UTC) (Link)
XDD Omfg you are MADE Of win. I love the whole couch's POV. Okay by the way I have some icons here at roxit I could also send you some of that would work. and if my e-mail won't be a total ass.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 17th, 2007 06:18 am (UTC) (Link)
oh the poor bed....snikker
hanson_phreek From: hanson_phreek Date: August 17th, 2007 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Congrats on the first post. I've been slacking a bit on my claim. I may not know much about Kingdom Hearts II, but I always love your writing and this is no acception to that. Great job and great idea (with the pov thing).
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iwantasoda From: iwantasoda Date: August 18th, 2007 02:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Yay for AkuDemy!

I'm a reformed AkuRoku shipper, but my roommate quickly converted me to the greatness that is AkuDemy :D
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iwantasoda From: iwantasoda Date: August 18th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
I would kill to be that couch
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